Mike Fahey, Kotaku
"It truly is all kinds of amazing."
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
"Part Conan, part Cyanide and the joy of its images, Conan Chop Chop is evidence that dreams are possible to be realized."
Darren Bonthuys - Critical Hit
The details of the GameThe wicked wizard Thoth-Amon has come up with a scheme to revive the evil of ancient times known as Xaltotun. If the plan succeeds, it will bring the entire world into an endless darkness and slavery. You are the only one who can defeat him, however for that to succeed, you have to use all your wits. Your entire wits. You have to summon all your strength and skill. It is time to ... Chop Chop!
Conan Chop Chop Conan Chop Chop is the most realistic and epic stick figure game to take place in the realm of Conan the Barbarian, thus it will feature an unimaginably large quantity of blood and flying legs. It is possible that this could cause exuberant outbursts of excitement and/or vulgarities, mainly based upon which side of the sword you're on.1-4 players Play as a solo player for the most thrilling experience of a Roguelike, or bring your friends together in couch cooperative mode.
Change into Conan... or anyone other! No brain, all brawns? No worries! Pick from a variety of warrior gods that are fierce, as well as add items and weapons that match your personal style!
Begin your quest for pure awesomeness! You are set to help save the world! Merchants will continue be charging you for their goods, while some locals may beg you to complete tasks that they have their own. However, be assured that certain of them will be worth it.
Explore all directions! Explore the shifting sands of Koth and explore the deep forests of Darkwood and slay your way through the sea-scarred landscape of Hyperboria and explore the cold realm of Vanaheim. Conan Chop Chop let players play to either the right or left side, upwards and down! An experienced player might be able to find himself dashing, jumping or bouncing diagonally which creates the most immersive 3-D adventure.
Loot, loot and even more loot! Learn the art of slamming the heads of your foes using a broom, and then transform them into chop suey using the bastard sword. Conan Chop Chop contains a diverse array of weapons trinkets, legendary objects and other trinkets that can be adapted to the most violent style that you could imagine.
Learn to master amazing combos! Make the stunning 360deg spin-attack to slash skulls around you. Speed forward at the velocity of light. You can swing your sword longways and in the opposite direction to play a game which will make you gasp for air while you try to comprehend the sheer power of your combat actions.
Bosses who are ruthless! Prior to facing Thoth-Amon, it is imperative that you have to defeat bosses like The Giant Sand Worm of Koth as well as The Frost Giant of Vanaheim Both of them aren't especially supportive of your cause. They will instead try to take you down with a variety of sleazy techniques such as Lava Reflux, Tail Whip and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Random maps, as well as a myriad of abilities and weapons to test out guarantee that each game you play will be an entirely new experience. There is a chance that you will die multiple times, however you will be able to unlock new weapons which will be ready for the next game.
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